RJ, "Baby, baby." Lily (thought bubble), "Shit, here comes my brother again. What is he gonna do to me this time?"
June 19, 2010
Lily cannot take her eyes off of RJ when he is near her - so sweet or is she terrified?
June 28, 2010
Momma, "No, it is Lily's."
June 30, 2010
While changing RJ's diaper he grabbed his junk, looked at me and said, "MINE."
July 26, 2010
RJ, "Poop. Pee. Poop. Pee."
Momma, "Do you want to try the potty?"
RJ sweetly replied, "No."
August 19, 2010
RJ thinks to himself, "Hmmmm, what would be a good snack? I know, the tip off a green marker. Tasty."
He actually bit the entire tip off the green marker and now I cannot find it...
August 19, 2010
I bought new markers and RJ sat down to color, and like a magnet the green one went into his mouth. WTF?!
August 21, 2010
You know what is awesome, when you turn to find your one-year-old feeding your five-month-old rocks. I am good.
August 26, 2010
I do not want to brag, but I have a very artistic son. Too bad he is artistic on his face.
August 30, 2010
In your head picture a chubby, ten-month-old, in a diaper...
RJ just finished about 20, 40' dashes. On your mark, get set, go!
He has a slow start and then a 'sprint' from the kitchen to the coffee table.
September 3, 2010
I found RJ passed out in the middle of the floor when I picked him up at daycare. Apparently he played pretty hard.
September 15, 2010
Momma, "RJ are you pooping?"
Momma, "RJ do you think you should sit on the pottty?"
RJ matter of factly, "No."
October 7, 2010
RJ, "I nice, Momma, I nice."
"Yes, RJ, it is nice that you are pushing Lily on the swing, but maybe you should not push her face."
October 9, 2010
Earlier RJ was chewing on something and when I did a little investigating I found that it was a marshmallow that had been glued to his art project. He has since eaten two more of them. Tasty.
October 12, 2010
Another one bites the dust...RJ has eaten another marshmallow off of his artwork.
October 15, 2010
RJ can count to seven - awesome - even more awesome is that he has been counting with beer bottle caps - what does this mean about his parents?
October 19, 2010
There are only two marshmallows left on RJ's artwork - how many more days will it last?