RJ turned 3 at the end of October and Lily will be 2 in March
January 13th 2012
Apparently RJ told the girls at daycare that he had a shrew for a
pet, that he kept in a rat box (in his room), and fed cereal. Ummmm,
the shrew I caught ended up dying before I could let it go. What an imagination!
January 13th 2012
Shannon had RJ with him at market and told him if he was good he could have a quarter to get a gum ball. The lady in front of them gave RJ a quarter, cashier gave him 2 quarters, & then he got one from Shannon. Kid can work it.
January 15th 2012
Shannon just told me that when RJ used the bathroom at Walmart today
after he was finished peeing he looked at the man next to him and
said, "I beat you, I won!"
Apparently RJ told the girls at daycare that he had a shrew for a
pet, that he kept in a rat box (in his room), and fed cereal. Ummmm,
the shrew I caught ended up dying before I could let it go. What an imagination!
January 13th 2012
Shannon had RJ with him at market and told him if he was good he could have a quarter to get a gum ball. The lady in front of them gave RJ a quarter, cashier gave him 2 quarters, & then he got one from Shannon. Kid can work it.
January 15th 2012
Shannon just told me that when RJ used the bathroom at Walmart today
after he was finished peeing he looked at the man next to him and
said, "I beat you, I won!"
January 16th 2012
RJ & Lily figured out that my wallet has money in it & that money buys
things. Thus, the removal of money from my wallet begins.
January 28th 2012
Apparently it's been a while since RJ has been in my car. He got in
and said,"Mommy, where'd you get the new car?"-
January 29th 2012
Lily & RJ like hanging from pull up bar. Since we were in the other room
Lily tried it on her own. She moved a chair, stood on it, reached up, but still too
short.
February 10th 2012
Lily was a bit stinky and RJ had her lay down so he could change her diaper.
February 20th 2012
RJ began dinner with, "Dear God, thank you for this food. Let's do
this shit." He was immediately told to leave off the last word.
March 2nd 2012
RJ just said, "Mommy, I'm having a rough day, at school."
March 6th 2012
Lily got a card in the mail today an RJ said, " This is for your
birthday, don't chew on it."
March 9th 2012
RJ just creeped outside our door and when he came in the room Shannon
asked what was wrong. RJ said, "My bed hurts my feelings."
March 14th 2012
The kids are in bed & there was lots of laughing going on. Went up to check & found Lily
in bed minus her diaper....just chillin. RJ thought it was hysterical
March 17th 2012
RJ just went to pee in the yard and just as he was finishing
the mail lady pulled into the driveway.
March 28th 2012
Heard the kids still chattering so I went to check on them. Good thing
I did, Lily was stark naked. Would not have been good in morning.
April 9th 2012
Apparently Lily thinks she is a little boy. She was outside & pulled
her pull up down & proceeded to pee. This is a problem.
April 11th 2012
I just said to the kids that I would give them each $10 to but
something. RJ said,"No, Mommy, $5." Me,"OK, sounds good."
April 12th 2012
Lily is eating a piece of licorice and beef jerky simultaneously. 1
got each side of her mouth.
April 19th 2012
I spent the evening with Lily it was so relaxed & fun...but she kept asking for
her RJ. When Shannon & RJ got home RJ immediately asked where his "sweetheart" was.
April 21st 2012
Lily is running around in a big circle singing the chorus to ‘Rumour
Has It’ by Adele, it can't get any cuter.
April 28th 2012
Just asked Lily if she was my little buddy. She said,"No, buddy not
home." She calls RJ "buddy".
May 3rd 2012
I put RJ to bed I saw a diaper on floor, looked in on Lily & her
shorts were half up and her underwear looked like a thong.
May 5th 2012
RJ "fed" the fish half a container of food, only 1 survivor.
May 8th 2012
RJ told his class at preschool that he pooped and it was full of
worms.
May 13th 2012
RJ just said,"Lily, why are you naked." Lily's response,"I don't
know." Then she ran away screaming,"Naked, naked!"
May 17th 2012
I walked into the kitchen & found 7 chapsticks on the floor standing up with
caps off & pushed up, RJ wanted to see if they were different colors.
May 20th 2012
RJ just got a hard boiled egg out of the fridge, got all of the
shell off, & cut it into pieces...all during the 3 minutes I was
upstairs.
May 23rd 2012
RJ's second attempt with a knife, in this case 4 knives, I guess
we need to move them.
May 25th 2012
RJ got into bed with Shannon & after a bit said,"I peed the bed" Shannon
jumped & RJ said, "Just kidding I don't have any pee left in my wiener"
May 26th 2012
Thanks RJ and Lily for dumping sugar and milk all over the floor. I
steam cleaned the floor three times and it is still sticky.
May 28th 2012
RJ just said,"Daddy, you have a big wiener", as he felt up Shannon's
crotch.
July 3rd 2012
Lily just turned her "princess wand" into a gun.
July 4th 2012
After Lily poops she flushes, watches the toilet, and says,"Bye bye
poop.”
July 8th 2012
Lily did not like something Shannon said, she looked at him, held up her
fist & said,"Want some of this?"
July 9th 2012
A large part of the time I was weeding Lily was hanging on my back
like a baby monkey.
July 15th 2012
Lily just said "I just washed my hands." I looked in bathroom & she
had opened a bunch of containers of lotion and made quite a mess.
July 15th 2012
Lily was crying & I then heard her say,"I don't want this!" She didn't
want her Jell-O because it kept slipping off spoon. I ended up feeding her.
July 16th 2012
I love that RJ just ran from the house to the pool naked...with a drink
in each hand.
July 18th 2012
The teller at the bank gave RJ a sucker. As he & Shannon walked out Shannon
said goodbye & RJ said, "See ya...sucker," as he held up his sucker.
July 19th 2012
RJ packed 8 apples for the racetrack & Lily carried the bag to the
car, the apples spilled out of bag & all but one of them had a tiny bite taken.
July 20th 2012
RJ just said, "Thank you for my pink, ice cream, milk." In plain
English, "Thank you for my strawberry milkshake."
July 25th 2012
RJ & Lily have named the kitten, French Fry McNugget.
July 27th 2012
We went to the pet store and the cashier gave each kid a fancy treat for the
dogs. Once we home both kids were eating the "cookies".
July 29th 2012
So Sweet Lily has developed a sweet stutter, only when she says
something like,"I, I, I, I, want a drink." So, so cute.
July 30th 2012
RJ was watching old Gumby episodes & he said that he was watching Gumball.
July 31st 2012
I heard Lily crying & found her trying to crawl back under the fence, she had
gotten stuck on the barbed wire while trying to get Nugget (the cat).
August 3rd 2012
RJ is dead set on calling the new goats Polka Dot & Eyeball.
August 4th 2012
We are going to Chicago to visit & RJ said "Uncle Elyse?" (Elyse being his baby cousin)
August 6th 2012
Sweet Lily got into some motor oil.
August 9th 2012
Today while at Nana & Papaws Lily went MIA. Nana investigated & found
Sweet Lily eating Papaw's bag of M&Ms while hiding behind his
recliner.
August 11th 2012
What I found in the washing machine this morning. (Photo needed)
August 12th 2012
Lily decided her baby (aka Nugget the kitten) need to be changed. She
held her while RJ wiped her with a baby wipe.
August 12th 2012
RJ just said, "Lily do you wanna race? Yes or no. I mean yes or yes."
August 17th 2012
I went to check on Lily & she was in bathroom, covered in white. Thought it was lotion...no Desitin.
August 18th 2012
I asked Lily what she was doing. "Getting my butt cheek out of my pull-up. Sticky pull-up."
August 19th 2012
RJ's playing with his cars & just said, "The tire is making my wheel fluck off. It flucked it off."
August 19th 2012
RJ just said to our friend,"Pink koozies are for girls, sweetheart."
August 21st 2012
RJ just walked up holding his Beginner's Bible and said,"Mommy, I'm reading the God book to Lily."
August 23rd 2012
Shannon was throwing grass seed and RJ said,"Why are you throwing seed grass, daddy?"
August 23rd 2012
Put alarm on fridge to keep kids out, we told them police would come & it totally works.
August 23rd 2012
I pointed to a jungle gym in a book I was easing with RJ & asked what it was. RJ said it was a "junk junk".
August 24th 2012
Me to RJ,"RJ clean up because you can't play with all the toys at the same time. RJ,"Mom, I can't play with all my toys cuz I don't have 7 arms, I'm not an octopus."
August 27th 2012
RJ,"My heart will break when my dad doesn't give me a hug." Not sure why he said this, but he then started talking about string cheese.
August 31st 2012
We are out to dinner w the kids & so far have made 5 trips to the bathroom in less than an hour.
August 31st 2012
RJ,"I would like mozzamolli sticks." English translation,"I would like mozzarella sticks."
September 13th 2012
RJ calls Shredded Wheat, Sugar Weed
October 3rd 2012
"Pretty sure Lily swallowed a penny earlier, she gagged and after she stopped no more penny, confirmed by RJ. Now we wait.
December 21st 2012
"Shannon just told me that RJ attempted to sign I love you the other morning...RJ gave Shannon the finger"
December 27th 2012
"RJ pooped but the toilet was empty when I went in for cleanup duty. RJ "I flushed so
you didn't have to see it, it's gross."
December 30th 2012
"I never thought I would say "Make sure to put the seat up before you pee & you better hold onto your penis so it doesn't go all over.”
December 31st 2012
"RJ just leaned down & sniffed Lily's ass. He confirmed that she does stink."
RJ & Lily figured out that my wallet has money in it & that money buys
things. Thus, the removal of money from my wallet begins.
January 28th 2012
Apparently it's been a while since RJ has been in my car. He got in
and said,"Mommy, where'd you get the new car?"-
January 29th 2012
Lily & RJ like hanging from pull up bar. Since we were in the other room
Lily tried it on her own. She moved a chair, stood on it, reached up, but still too
short.
February 10th 2012
Lily was a bit stinky and RJ had her lay down so he could change her diaper.
February 20th 2012
RJ began dinner with, "Dear God, thank you for this food. Let's do
this shit." He was immediately told to leave off the last word.
March 2nd 2012
RJ just said, "Mommy, I'm having a rough day, at school."
March 6th 2012
Lily got a card in the mail today an RJ said, " This is for your
birthday, don't chew on it."
March 9th 2012
RJ just creeped outside our door and when he came in the room Shannon
asked what was wrong. RJ said, "My bed hurts my feelings."
March 14th 2012
The kids are in bed & there was lots of laughing going on. Went up to check & found Lily
in bed minus her diaper....just chillin. RJ thought it was hysterical
March 17th 2012
RJ just went to pee in the yard and just as he was finishing
the mail lady pulled into the driveway.
March 28th 2012
Heard the kids still chattering so I went to check on them. Good thing
I did, Lily was stark naked. Would not have been good in morning.
April 9th 2012
Apparently Lily thinks she is a little boy. She was outside & pulled
her pull up down & proceeded to pee. This is a problem.
April 11th 2012
I just said to the kids that I would give them each $10 to but
something. RJ said,"No, Mommy, $5." Me,"OK, sounds good."
April 12th 2012
Lily is eating a piece of licorice and beef jerky simultaneously. 1
got each side of her mouth.
April 19th 2012
I spent the evening with Lily it was so relaxed & fun...but she kept asking for
her RJ. When Shannon & RJ got home RJ immediately asked where his "sweetheart" was.
April 21st 2012
Lily is running around in a big circle singing the chorus to ‘Rumour
Has It’ by Adele, it can't get any cuter.
April 28th 2012
Just asked Lily if she was my little buddy. She said,"No, buddy not
home." She calls RJ "buddy".
May 3rd 2012
I put RJ to bed I saw a diaper on floor, looked in on Lily & her
shorts were half up and her underwear looked like a thong.
May 5th 2012
RJ "fed" the fish half a container of food, only 1 survivor.
May 8th 2012
RJ told his class at preschool that he pooped and it was full of
worms.
May 13th 2012
RJ just said,"Lily, why are you naked." Lily's response,"I don't
know." Then she ran away screaming,"Naked, naked!"
May 17th 2012
I walked into the kitchen & found 7 chapsticks on the floor standing up with
caps off & pushed up, RJ wanted to see if they were different colors.
May 20th 2012
RJ just got a hard boiled egg out of the fridge, got all of the
shell off, & cut it into pieces...all during the 3 minutes I was
upstairs.
May 23rd 2012
RJ's second attempt with a knife, in this case 4 knives, I guess
we need to move them.
May 25th 2012
RJ got into bed with Shannon & after a bit said,"I peed the bed" Shannon
jumped & RJ said, "Just kidding I don't have any pee left in my wiener"
May 26th 2012
Thanks RJ and Lily for dumping sugar and milk all over the floor. I
steam cleaned the floor three times and it is still sticky.
May 28th 2012
RJ just said,"Daddy, you have a big wiener", as he felt up Shannon's
crotch.
July 3rd 2012
Lily just turned her "princess wand" into a gun.
July 4th 2012
After Lily poops she flushes, watches the toilet, and says,"Bye bye
poop.”
July 8th 2012
Lily did not like something Shannon said, she looked at him, held up her
fist & said,"Want some of this?"
July 9th 2012
A large part of the time I was weeding Lily was hanging on my back
like a baby monkey.
July 15th 2012
Lily just said "I just washed my hands." I looked in bathroom & she
had opened a bunch of containers of lotion and made quite a mess.
July 15th 2012
Lily was crying & I then heard her say,"I don't want this!" She didn't
want her Jell-O because it kept slipping off spoon. I ended up feeding her.
July 16th 2012
I love that RJ just ran from the house to the pool naked...with a drink
in each hand.
July 18th 2012
The teller at the bank gave RJ a sucker. As he & Shannon walked out Shannon
said goodbye & RJ said, "See ya...sucker," as he held up his sucker.
July 19th 2012
RJ packed 8 apples for the racetrack & Lily carried the bag to the
car, the apples spilled out of bag & all but one of them had a tiny bite taken.
July 20th 2012
RJ just said, "Thank you for my pink, ice cream, milk." In plain
English, "Thank you for my strawberry milkshake."
July 25th 2012
RJ & Lily have named the kitten, French Fry McNugget.
July 27th 2012
We went to the pet store and the cashier gave each kid a fancy treat for the
dogs. Once we home both kids were eating the "cookies".
July 29th 2012
So Sweet Lily has developed a sweet stutter, only when she says
something like,"I, I, I, I, want a drink." So, so cute.
July 30th 2012
RJ was watching old Gumby episodes & he said that he was watching Gumball.
July 31st 2012
I heard Lily crying & found her trying to crawl back under the fence, she had
gotten stuck on the barbed wire while trying to get Nugget (the cat).
August 3rd 2012
RJ is dead set on calling the new goats Polka Dot & Eyeball.
August 4th 2012
We are going to Chicago to visit & RJ said "Uncle Elyse?" (Elyse being his baby cousin)
August 6th 2012
Sweet Lily got into some motor oil.
August 9th 2012
Today while at Nana & Papaws Lily went MIA. Nana investigated & found
Sweet Lily eating Papaw's bag of M&Ms while hiding behind his
recliner.
August 11th 2012
What I found in the washing machine this morning. (Photo needed)
August 12th 2012
Lily decided her baby (aka Nugget the kitten) need to be changed. She
held her while RJ wiped her with a baby wipe.
August 12th 2012
RJ just said, "Lily do you wanna race? Yes or no. I mean yes or yes."
August 17th 2012
I went to check on Lily & she was in bathroom, covered in white. Thought it was lotion...no Desitin.
August 18th 2012
I asked Lily what she was doing. "Getting my butt cheek out of my pull-up. Sticky pull-up."
August 19th 2012
RJ's playing with his cars & just said, "The tire is making my wheel fluck off. It flucked it off."
August 19th 2012
RJ just said to our friend,"Pink koozies are for girls, sweetheart."
August 21st 2012
RJ just walked up holding his Beginner's Bible and said,"Mommy, I'm reading the God book to Lily."
August 23rd 2012
Shannon was throwing grass seed and RJ said,"Why are you throwing seed grass, daddy?"
August 23rd 2012
Put alarm on fridge to keep kids out, we told them police would come & it totally works.
August 23rd 2012
I pointed to a jungle gym in a book I was easing with RJ & asked what it was. RJ said it was a "junk junk".
August 24th 2012
Me to RJ,"RJ clean up because you can't play with all the toys at the same time. RJ,"Mom, I can't play with all my toys cuz I don't have 7 arms, I'm not an octopus."
August 27th 2012
RJ,"My heart will break when my dad doesn't give me a hug." Not sure why he said this, but he then started talking about string cheese.
August 31st 2012
We are out to dinner w the kids & so far have made 5 trips to the bathroom in less than an hour.
August 31st 2012
RJ,"I would like mozzamolli sticks." English translation,"I would like mozzarella sticks."
September 13th 2012
RJ calls Shredded Wheat, Sugar Weed
October 3rd 2012
"Pretty sure Lily swallowed a penny earlier, she gagged and after she stopped no more penny, confirmed by RJ. Now we wait.
December 21st 2012
"Shannon just told me that RJ attempted to sign I love you the other morning...RJ gave Shannon the finger"
December 27th 2012
"RJ pooped but the toilet was empty when I went in for cleanup duty. RJ "I flushed so
you didn't have to see it, it's gross."
December 30th 2012
"I never thought I would say "Make sure to put the seat up before you pee & you better hold onto your penis so it doesn't go all over.”
December 31st 2012
"RJ just leaned down & sniffed Lily's ass. He confirmed that she does stink."